Q . do you do features to get attention?
A . no - just yours.
Q . do you know how much you suck?
A . yes. I'm usually there for that.
Q . you do know you're a bitch, right?
A . yup. and you're an asshole.
Q . are you really a lesbian?
A . not really.
Q . are you really a slut?
A . nope.
Q . are you really a guy?
A . only on the days I don't tuck it in.
Q . how are you new?
A . I'm not - I say it for the pageviews

and to fuck with you.
Q . are you doing your 'beer art' for more attention?
A . nope. I'm doing it 'cause I don't have much of a life.
Q . why aren't you writing anymore?
A . I am. just not inspired to write much lately.
Q . do you honestly believe writing is an art?
A . do you honestly believe I care what you think?
Q . do you really think we want to hear you whine about your life?
A . is someone holding a gun to your head forcing you to read
MY journal?
Q. do you have a blog or myspace?
A.
BLOG or
MYSPACEQ. why were you banned?
A. which time are we talking about? and why is it any of your business? for existing if you MUST know!
Q. are you really in love with me?
A. doubt it. I really just want to do naughty things with you

Q. why are you using an AIDS walk CSS for this?
A. because it was previously about AIDS - and now it's about stupid people... and I like the CSS and it's rude to stop using it simply because it's not about AIDS and my lovely lady made this!
Q. can I be featured in your journal or choose something to be featured in your journal.
A. yes. send me a note with what you want featured, and if I like it enough, I will put it up, with credit given to you and the suggestor if it is not yours.
Q. why do you love =
OmahaNebraska more than me?
A. because, she's the awesomest ever. along with a few others. D:
Q. why do you hate me?
A. give me one good reason why I shouldn't

. and I probably don't hate you.
I will update this randomly as more stupid questions come in. or if you have any questions you think should be added here... tell meQ. are you currently available?
A. no. I am currently "taken" by `
FixMeKnow, *
manic-cure and `
RockstarVanity~

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you copy and paste the 100 themes to your journal, and you do a piece of art on that theme. for each one of them.
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